Scotland — “The Land Of The Brave” where William Wallace led his vastly outnumbered army to victory against the English at the Battle of Stirling Bridge, will be turning in his grave if he were still around to witness this wife-beating reprobate in fancy dress perform one the worst martial arts demonstrations, ever..
I have been unable to track down any more information about this fraudulent black belt “Grand Master”, but i’m willing to bet that you can find him propping up the bar at a soulless drinking pit, regaling his fellow musty Lambert and Butler smelling drunktards about how he’s “absolute nails” and ‘nae cunt‘ stands a chance.
Things quickly went from bad to worse for Scotland’s answer to Mr Miyagi as the crowd stood silently bemused — unable to fully comprehend the sheer epic levels of failure that were being presented in-front of them.
I shan’t reveal too much, aside from the fact that the only thing he successfully managed to break was a child’s head, a man’s finger and any remaining dignity he thought he still possessed. Enjoy…