You will not know me, but my name is Jon, a proud British citizen, whose blood has been left boiling at watching your feral, animalistic, scummy behaviour during this years London Marathon.
Incase you didn’t know. The London Marathon is the largest annual fundraising event on the planet. Hundreds of thousands of participants spend months training at great expense to themselves, not for any personal financial gain — but simply to try and raise some money for charities that are close to their hearts.
Whilst you were sitting in-front of the Blaupunkt TV that you wrestled off an old lady during Black Friday, waiting for your latest benefits cheque to arrive in the post. Thousands of people were juggling full time employment, raising their children and selflessly preparing to run the 26.2 miles through London dressed as a SpongeBob SquarePants. For no other reason, than to try and help others.
What a sad state of affairs it is, that you feel this is an event to take advantage of for your own selfish, personal gains. It may come as a shock to you, but in England, we have taps that are perfectly capable of producing the very same H2o that you mob-handedly, opportunistically stuffed into your shopping trolleys without a shed of consideration for the deserving athletes it was meant for.
It truly breaks my heart that people like you exist. You are not only an embarrassment for yourselves and the children who you brought along to join in on your twisted idea of ‘fun’ — but you are an embarrassment to our country as well.
What message are you sending to your children when they see you piling up another crate of snatched water into their buggy? What sort of image do you think your abhorrent behaviour sends to the rest of the world?
I know that you will inevitably, wilfully choose to ignore the social implications of your piggish actions as you congratulate yourself with a lukewarm cup of stolen water tonight. But, once you have quenched you thirst from your ill-gotten gains and you retire to your shabby, tax-payer funded bed-sit to go to sleep tonight. Please remember that the rest of the country is utterly disgusted with you. Goodnight…
‘The rest of the country’