Nicola Sturgeon needs immediate help. And not just from a decent hairdresser and Topshop stylist…
Never before, have I ever held such genuine concern for a ‘politician’ suffering from such severe delusions of grandeur and demonstrable cognitive incompetence.
The more I see and hear of Scotland’s answer to Jimmy Krankie; the more I feel utterly compelled to jump into my TV screen wearing a white lab coat, a prepared straitjacket and a sour gob stopper in a last-ditch attempt to save it from looking even more stupid than I had previously assumed was unimaginable. The bar for political lunacy has frankly never been set so high….
Forgive me for being a little confused, but it’s important I try and clarify Nicola’s absurd political position over #brexit to avoid any doubt…
So. You’re not content with being the second largest nation in the United Kingdom with your own parliament, MPs in the national parliament, and a preferential funding agreement. Instead, you want to join an undemocratic institution of 27 geographically remote nations where you’ll be without any influence, will be expected to fund less developed economies, will never be more than a bit player, and will have to accept whatever immigration policy they impose on you…
If brains were taxed, Sturgeon would ironically get a rebate.
What really makes my piss itch, is that it was only a matter of hours after the emphatic victory by the Leave campaign was eventually concluded, that we see her sticking her fingers up to democracy and crying foul play.
It may have conveniently slipped your mind, you insufferable witch. But, there were also over 1 million people in Scotland who also voted to leave the EU.
What about their democratic rights which you are so proudly, arrogantly and undemocratically trampling over…
Furthermore, even if we were to agree that 60% (1,661,191) of Scotland did indeed vote to stay in the EU. That still doesn’t cancel out the 2,001,926 voters who also voted to stay in the UK during the Scottish independence referendum in 2014.
What makes you think that you ‘know it all’ and have the self-proclaimed ‘authority’ to speak so confidently on behalf of 5 million people, in which only 1.6 million voted to Remain? The fact is, you don’t — so pipe down.
The idea that a tiny nation with a lower GDP than Greece being allowed to join the EU in the first place is absolutely ludicrous. Even to the imagination. But, let’s just hypothetically pretend that the SNP do get their way and have a second Scottish Independence referendum with an EU deal on the table. This is what they would expect…
If Scotland left the UK they would be forced to adopt the Euro, and as we all know, the Euro has been a disaster for many years. Despite the Pound being at its lowest level against the Dollar in over 30 years. It still remains stronger than the Euro. The fact is, if Scotland adopted the Euro, its economy would immediately collapse.
If Scotland left the UK they would need to build a Trump-style wall at the border. Who is paying for that? Logistically it would never work, or be ratified in Westminster.
Scotland is currently operating on an annual £15 billion+ deficit which includes their share of the North Sea oil revenues. Without British taxpayers subsidies, Scotland would be on its way to third world status. More importantly, the price of oil is rapidly on the decline as the renewable energy market picks up traction. Without this lucrative revenue stream, Scotland would never be able to survive alone.
Scotland would lose free prescriptions on the NHS.
If Scotland joins Europe’s borderless Schengen area it will open Scotland’s border up to mass immigration and become destination of choice for hundreds of thousands of migrants looking to gain access into the UK. Considering there is currently a housing crisis in Scotland. Where are they all going to sleep Nic?
I could go on-and-on as to why this woman needs professional psychiatric help as soon as physically possible. But, I fear it may be too late and she will push on with her shortsighted, imbecilic mission regardless.